Howdy, howdy!

How in the hell does this thing work?

Thanks for subscribing y’all! I am slowly figuring out how this Substack thing works. As far as I can tell, this page (D. Randall Blythe) is intended to be the hub for my “publications”, of which as of right now there is only one, Randonesia. That is where all of my actual writing will go, so if you want to receive that stuff, go here. Or on my homepage you can find the button that says Randonesia and click on that and subscribe there. Once again, there won’t be much coming from here— it will all be on Randonesia.

The first post from Randonesia will be coming out in a few hours, so follow the above directions and subscribe if you want to receive it!

Make sense? God, I hope so.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone that finds all this confusing, so I’ll start with myself:

Dear Randy,

I’m sorry that you are old and feeble minded! BUT… maybe if you had gotten sober before the age of 39, you wouldn’t have wasted so many goddamn brain cells and been able to more thoroughly research what in the hell you were doing before posting the wrong subscribe link on your Instagram stories. You’re 53 years old, dude, and yes, obviously there has been a bit of cognitive decline, but you should have been able to FOLLOW DIRECTIONS and figure out this stuff before you just started wildly posting away— you really shit the bed with that move, bud. And I’m sure you’re annoying the hell out of anyone who is being forced to read this right now and take yet another step in order to read your senile rantings, but hopefully they won’t hold it against you too much.

Now stop crying and get back to work.

smooches-

R